by Snorb » Thu Sep 26, '13, 6:51 pm
Amy: (completely embarrassed) Oh my God, Rolf, you promised me you were going to delete that!! >_<
Rolf: It's not my fault! Shir stole my phone before I could!
Shir: And then I send your picture to my phone! And then I sent it to everyone on my contacts list. And then I sold Rolf's phone on eBaya. XD
Amy: My parents are going to have heart attacks if they see that picture of me... ;_;
Shir: On the plus side, half of Motavia thinks you're the hottest doctor on the planet. XD
Anna: (looks at her phone) Rolf, how the hell does a doofus like you get a girlfriend like Amy?
Rolf: Look, I-
Amy: You shush, Rolf. You're in enough trouble as it is. >_<
Shir: Zing. XD
Hugh: (sees the picture. He starts nosebleeding profusely. All the color drains from his skin and he pitches face-forward into the pool of blood)
Rudo: Hugh's dead. Again.
Kain: An' he wuz lookin' at Miss Amy's lingerie pics, so she's gots t' pay fer th' new Hugh clone this time.
Amy: Rolf has to-- he was supposed to delete that photo before anyone else saw it. Ohh no I'm so embarrassed ;_;
Rolf: Shir stole my phone! Make her pay for a clone!
Shir: What?! I paid for the clone after you decapitated Hugh with your sword! And when Anna decapitated him with a boomerang! And remember when Rudo shot Hugh in both eyes with a crappy crossbow?! I paid for that clone, too! Just like when Rudo blew open Hugh's guys with a hunting rifle, I paid for that clone! I've been paying for too many Hugh clones lately! >_<
Nei: Um, how many clones is too many, Shir?
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