by Snorb » Tue Mar 4, '08, 2:35 am
Shir: (wearing a Mega Man helmet) All right, Rolf, I rigged Climatrol to blow! Say the word, and Nei First gets blown so high there won't even be enough of her to dump in your trash can back home!
Rolf: Umm... * surrounded by bricks of C4) Isn't this a little much, Shir?!
Amy: (wearing one of those hard hats those enemies from Mega Man wear) I agree, Miss Gold. This plan of yours might have devastating effects on Motavia's ecology for generations to come...
Shir: Pish-posh, Amy! Besides, this was Kain's idea! So, how's Nei doing as my distraction?! (starts rigging more C4 together)
Rolf: Umm... (looks over)
Nei First: (chasing Nei around Climatrol, oblivious to Shir's plan) I'll get you!
Nei: Wheeeeee! I'm holding L2 and cancelling my combat actions!
Rolf: ........
Amy: Miss Gold, just how did you manage to get so much C4? I'm only a doctor, but even I know that plastique isn't something you can pick up at the local Tool Store.
Shir: Yeah. About that, good thing you guys never checked in your itempacks. Or your pockets. Oh, Rolf, sorry about your couch, by the way. You'll understand.
Rolf: (gets Chaz's unheroic look) What.
Amy: (looks down at dress) My dress doesn't have pockets...
Nei: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! ^_^
Nei First: Stand still, you little- (trips on tripwire)
(heartbeat)
Nei First: (brick of C4 lands on her head. She is dead.)
Nei: Rolf, there's no hope for me. If Nei First is dead, I too must die...
Shir: Ya know, it seems like such a waste of plastic explosives anymore, but... (flicks switch)
Rolf: Holy freakin' crap! The weather system is shaking terrifically!
(deafening explosion)
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