by Snorb » Fri Feb 15, '08, 3:56 pm
Could have been worse. They could have had to rely on... alternate methods of travel to get across Algo.
(tiny muffled version of the Phantasy Star I theme song plays)
Chaos Sorcerer: (answers Visiphone) Chaos Sorcerer! ........Ah, Profound Darkness! How are you!? ...........Chaz Ashleigh? He's about to go to Dezolis? .............You want ME to stop him? Hrrrm. They have the only spaceship in Algo....... oh. Oh, dear. Oh dear indeed. ............Well.......... all right, I'll give it a try...
(the Item Shop in Kadary)
Shopkeeper: Welcome! This is the Tool store! Which of my wares interests you most, friends?
Chaos Sorcerer: (in demonic voice) Good day to you! I'd like a jar of your finest lard, please!
Shopkeeper: LARD - A magic item with the COOKN power. 5 MES. Is this what you want?
Chaos Sorcerer: Yes...
Shopkeeper: Thank you very much!
(outside)
Chaos Sorcerer: (rubbing the lard all over himself as he crawls into the barrel of a gigantic cannon) *sigh* A couple uses of the Grantz Skill would have paid for itself by now... (crawls into cannon, gives thumbs-up)
Zio's Guard: (fires cannon)
(The Chaos Sorcerer does a beautiful dead-on-arrival flop out of the barrel onto the ground, while his mantle and staff go flying towards the emergency shuttle)
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