by Snorb » Thu Aug 25, '16, 5:14 am
Student: Oh, Zio, the holy one, cleanse this world of the heretics!
Chaz: Dude, lady, give it up. Zio's deader than disco!
Student: (faceplant/prayer) Join us or be purged...
Rika: Rune? What's disco?
Rune: It's when the people of Motavia wore some really godawful clothes called "leisure suits" and danced terrible dances to terrible music. ...I refuse to explain how or why I know this, Rika. The Third Lutz was into some really weird stuff.
Chaz: Really, you can stop it with this stupid Zio crap. He's kinda dust in the ashtray by now...
Student: Zio shall rise again and burn the nonbelievers--
Rune: Chaz! What did Kyra and I keep telling you about being a true hero?
Kyra: ...Wasn't this that missing student you were looking for a couple months ago?
Chaz: Oh. Right. Uh... "I'm givin' you 24 hours to knock this Zio bunk off, or it's ring-a-ding-ding for YOU, bozo?????"
Rika: ?
Kyra: ???
Rune: (his face just drains of blood) Horror movie. I am in a horror movie.
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