by Snorb » Tue Jul 21, '09, 11:13 pm
(Machine Plant, just before Phantasy Star II)
Scientist: Ahahahaaa! With these upgrades, LaShiec's old Polezi robots will be ten times better than ever! I am genius!
Kain: Err, ya' sure this'n a good idea?
Scientist: Are you crazy!? It's you doubting Thomases with your stupid ethical questions that get in the way of SCIENCE! and its many advances! This is a BRILLIANT idea! Hit the button, will ya, Kain!?
Kain: *boop*
Robots: (start building more robots, and spread across Motavia and Dezolis)
Scientist: Oops.
Kain: Well, 'could be worse. Least there's no monsters or anythin' roamin' around Motavia.
Scientist: ...You're fired.
(meanwhile, at the Biosystems Lab...)
Biologist: With these genetically engineered monsters, all of Algo will have food stock for aeons to come!
Hugh: Most of them are insect or fungus-based. I doubt they'd make very good eating.
Amy: If they're supposed to be docile, then why did you design them with claws and poisons?
Biologist: Why must you moral doctors get in the way of scientific advances! Claws and poisons make the hunt for food more exciting! Amelia, Hugh, throw the levers!
Amy and Hugh: ... *ka-THUNK*
Biomonsters: (start breeding and run rampant across Motavia and Dezolis)
Amy: You made it worse! ;_;
Hugh: These were supposed to feed Palmans, not feed ON them!
Biologist: Well, at least there's no rampant machines to add to the problem.
Read my social stuff!The ramblings of an oldish geezer on Facebook.
@SnorbESnorb on Twitter. The "E" stands for "Everything."
Play my games!The ArrrPG - A game I made about being a pirate. This be a first draft, matey! Though it plays just fine, clap yer eyes on th' eventual Revised an' Expanded Edition and you'll be pleased, by thunder!
Nakama: A Card Game of Magical Girls - A completely un-playtested card game about being a magical girl.
Well, excuse me while I defy all laws of logic and common sense and do it anyway.