by Snorb » Tue Oct 13, '15, 1:44 am
So lately I've been playing a game called Qvadriga (pronounced "Quadriga") that... let's be fair, it should be a bit less than the twenty dollars Steam wants for it. But, what the hell, you pay your money, you take your chances, caveat emptor, audaces fortuna iuvat, &c.
Yes, as you can probably guess by all the Latin I'm throwing around, Qvadriga is a game about chariot racing in ancient Rome. Now, ancient Rome around the time of the Roman Empire is awesome (unless you were the Emperor) and chariot racing is awesome. Your goal, as the manager of a chariot racing team, is to win three races in the famed Circus Maximus. Only problem is, in order to race in the Circus Maximus, you need a personal invitation from Caesar himself.
Want that invite from Caesar? Get famous in Italy by winning chariot races. How do you get famous in Italy? Get famous in Africa by winning chariot races. To do that, you win chariot races in Egypt. And to do that, you win chariot races in Syria. And to become famous in Syria for chariot race victories, you need to win races in Gaul...
The point is, you're gonna be doing a lot of chariot racing.
Not all chariot teams are alike, however, and you have your choice of six when you start a new campaign. Some factions, like the military and priesthood, favor stronger aurigas (charioteers), while the merchants and politicians have better horses and/or chariots. The choice is, of course, up to you and your racing style.
As you travel across the Roman Empire, you have the ability at each city to buy new aurigas (to replace the ones that die), chariots (accidents happen; quite frequently in my case), and horses (to replace the ones that die) to improve your team. You can also, if you have the denarii to throw around, buy the permanent services of blacksmiths, doctors, or veterinarians to improve your between-race recovery. Professionals are expensive, as are better components for your team, so you'll have to earn your denarii in the circuses.
Money comes at you in two ways: Either by finishing a race (not winning, though coming in first gets you a hefty sum!) or by betting before the race. You can only bet on yourself, and you only get payout on your bet if you actually win the race, so caution is advised there.
Once you're in the circus, ready to race, fate deals you a nice random event. There's a lot of events that can affect your upcoming race-- maybe they didn't have the time to clear the track before your race, so chariot wrecks from the last race remain on the track. Sometimes two of your opponents fight before the race and start fighting each other. You might be racing under Egypt's searing sun, increasing your chances of getting stunned. Some of the events work against you and you alone (looking at you, "We Are Tired of You") while other events work against everyone on the track. A handful of events help you out either during the race (such as "Bribe Opponent," which causes one opponent to yank his horses' reins as soon as he gets into the first turn) or after ("Medical Support," which halves any damage your auriga suffered during the race.) You might even find yourself running a short two-lap race or having to run a fourth lap!
Of course, being that you're in the Roman Empire, you don't have to be entirely by-the-rules when you run your race. Your auriga's whip, intended to spur your horses for a quick burst of speed, can be used to lacerate your opponents' horse team (or your opponents!) and, should you feel especially daring, you can ram your opponents' horse and chariot with your own chariot (hope you invested in a heavier chariot for more damage!)
The other racers aren't the only danger; take a turn too fast and you might find yourself thrown from the chariot, hanging on to your horses' reins for your life! The smart choice is to run from the track for safety (WARNING: Romans don't brake for stultii), but if you're close enough to the end of the race, you can totally win a chariot race without your chariot by getting dragged to your imminent death across the finish line albea linea. (The chariot isn't strictly required, it's just there for your own personal safety.)
Yes, Qvadriga's awesome and exciting, and truly worth playing despite the high price tag. It's a racing game, yes, but it relies on skill and tactical thinking rather than "jam the gas pedal to win." Plus, you get to learn some historical facts about the major cities in the Roman Empire as you play. =p
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