by Snorb » Fri Apr 5, '13, 7:08 am
Some of my favorite Ebert quotes:
"I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it." -On North, and the review that named Roger Ebert's book I Hated, Hated, Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie.
"There is a scene in the movie where a kid drops a corkscrew down a garbage disposal. Then the camera goes inside the garbage disposal to watch while he fishes around for it. Then the camera cuts to the electric switch on the wall, which would turn the disposal on. I am thinking, if this kid doesn't lose his hand, I want my money back." -On Halloween: H20
"Going to see Godzilla at the Palais of the Cannes Film Festival is like attending a satanic ritual in St. Peter's basilica." -On Godzilla (1998 release)
"Some movies run off the rails. This one is like the train crash in The Fugitive." -On Battlefield Earth
"[Roy] Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and [Los Angeles Times film critic] Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo while passing on the opportunity to participate in Million Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways, and Finding Neverland. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks." -On Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, and the article that named Roger Ebert's book Your Movie Sucks.
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Snorb on Fri Apr 5, '13, 7:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
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