by Snorb » Mon Sep 3, '12, 5:24 am
Rudo: Well, yeah. It's a hunting crossbow. Not too different from a gun, just a bit more medieval.
Anna: If you say so. I still don't like guns.
Rudo: Why not? It's the thirteenth century, Anna- guns are a fact of life now.
Anna: Because they're so impersonal. Get that thing away from me. >_<
Rudo: C'mon, it's perfectly safe! See? The safety's on- (the crossbow fires)
Hugh: YAAAAAARAAaaaaaaaagh! My eye! My eye! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Rudo: ...Whoops.
Hugh: Oh God oh God oh God oh God x_;
Rolf: What is it with you and shooting Hugh!? D:
Shir: And right in the eye, too? You sociopath.
Kain: Ah thought ya said th' safety wuz on!
Rudo: It's not a very good safety! (the crossbow fires again)
Hugh: AAaaaaagh! My other eye! My @$&%ing eye! AAAAAaaaaaahhhhh~! x_X
Anna: .....And this is why I don't like guns.
Rudo: It's not a gun, it's a crossbow!
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