by Snorb » Sun Jul 1, '12, 5:33 pm
Alisa: (holds the Alshline bottle to Odin) It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again! XD
Odin: (from inside the statue) That's not very damn funny! ;_;
Alisa: So... how does this stuff work, anyway? Do you just pop the cork and pour it on? Do you need a pipette for it?
Myau: I dunno, Alisa. Ask the Boy Blunder over there. ....Oh. Right.
Odin: (inside the statue) Guys, can you hurry up? My butt itches and it's driving me crazy.
Alisa: Oh, hush, you. You're petrified, and statues don't have any human rights at all.
Myau: Neither do I! I'm a musk cat!
Alisa: Well, you're special, Myau. ^_^
Myau: :3
Odin: (inside the statue) Look, the sooner you unpetrify me, the sooner I can chop things up with my axe.
Alisa: Oh! Why didn't you say so?! XD (she adjusts the bottle in her hand, and swings. The Alshline bottle breaks in slow motion across Odin's face, like that weird scene from A Clockwork Orange.)
Odin: (exaggerated slow motion pain grunt)
Alisa: You'll be fine. Everyone in this group has healing magic.
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