I bet you've seen or heard of them before. There are these various T-shirts out there that say things like "I saved the Princess and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." There are lots of different themes, but all end with "and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
What would your favorite Phantasy Star characters have on their T-shirts? Like these examples.
Odin: I was turned to stone and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Pana: I survived Molcum and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Lashiec: I was reincarnated as a zombie and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!