by Snorb » Tue Jan 25, '11, 12:42 am
Alisa: Oh, who's Luveno kidding? We don't need a robot to fly a spaceship. >_<
Tairon: You sure, Alisa? This stuff looks pretty complex, and I don't think Luveno had a manual.
Lutz: Perhaps we should recover a robot. I believe there was one in Bortevo.
Alisa: You pansies. Relax, I know exactly what I'm doing! Nekishe works at Camineet Spaceport, he knows a thing or two about flying. He's the best ^.^
Myau: I don't think a baggage handler's the best way to learn to fly!
Alisa: (sits down) Oh, hush. Let's see... "X-Azimuth Adjust?" "Override Pitch and Yaw, Master?" "Horizontal Attitude Adjustment Slider..." Let's see... (flicks switches)
Ship: (the powerful quad-quark drives rev to life! Atmosphere and space bend under the fibrulations of the FTL-transducer! Alisa's adrenaline- and Tairon's stomach!- reel with the hyperbolic hyperbole! And finally! ...Finally!)
*massive explosion!*
(All party members incapacitated. Alisa's will cannot hope to overcome LaShiec's ambitions. This adventure is over.)
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