Hah. I'm not at all like your ex, I am extremely loyal and organized.
On of my good friend once told me: "You are a paradox. What happens in your head, mostly because of that crazy imagination of yours, is completely unpredictable and chaotic. It is impossible at any moment to guess what's going through your mind. However, what makes you socially easy to interact with is that on the outside, you are extremely predictable, organized and clean." My office, my house, my car, it's always clean. My schedule is organized and I'm extremely easy to follow.