by Snorb » Mon Jun 22, '09, 10:21 pm
Rhys: (reads the above post) Umm... can't I marry a girl from the sky instead?
King Cille: No sky-girl! Maia or Lena! YOU MUST CHOOSE
Lena: Oh, pick me, Rhys!
Maia: I hope you pick me, dear Rhys.
Rhys: Maybe I should flip a coin?!
Mieu: I have one, Prince Rhys! Heads, Princess Maia! Tails, Princess Lena! *ping*
(the coin lands. Everyone looks at it, confused)
(Twenty years later)
Ayn: I can't believe this is happening.
Nial: Tell me about it. Princes of Three Kingdoms, indeed.
Thea: Hello, Ayn! And Nial, too!
Ayn: (takes Nial aside) So... who marries Thea when we come of age?
Nial: Coin toss?
Ayn: That's why we're half-brothers in the first place. The Meseta landed on its edge, remember what Dad said?
Nial: I can still whomp you at swords, Ayn.
Ayn: And I have a hot girlfriend who can light you on fire.
Nial: She's seeing me too, Ayn!
Ayn: Grrrr!
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Well, excuse me while I defy all laws of logic and common sense and do it anyway.