by Snorb » Mon Jun 23, '08, 10:38 pm
Amy: I don't understand... I thought Miss Gold filled this room up with C4 and detonated it all?
Rolf: I know. We were there, remember?
Amy: ...No...
Rolf: Oh, yeah, that's right. You died in the explosion. (points to corner of room) There's your body over there, Amy.
Amy: Rolf, that's not my corpse. (points to exact outline of Amy burned into opposite wall) That's where I died.
Rolf: Hrmm. (walks over) Oh, this is Shir's body, then.
Shir: (looting Amy's body) What? I really thought I could outrun half a ton of C4 exploding right on top of me! (sweatdrop)
Hugh: I don't understand why, Shir. Humans can only run at about six miles per hour-
Shir: Hey, Hugh? Who was there? You, or me?!
Hugh: Uh-
Shir: Exactly! (starts looting her body)
Hugh: What I don't understand is just how the maintanence robots rebuilt the AMeDAS building so quickly. From what you told me, the damage was extremely... intensive.
Rolf: I asked Kain about it, and he said it had something to do with redundancies in design. Or sheer laziness, I can't really tell with his accent sometimes.
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