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Postby Atlinsmere » Sun Jan 4, '09, 7:42 am

*Warms hands while cooking food*
Thanks to RPG Logic, eating is completely unneeded plus we don't need to go to the bathroom!

Also, does anyone else find it strange that I have no armor and yet when I'm attacked, I shed no blood?
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Postby Wolf Bird » Sun Jan 4, '09, 4:52 pm

pitohui wrote:Edit: Nevermind, I somehow got it into my mind that you guys were working on an RPG.


No, Kaloes and I kind of made this thread devolve into something stupid...and Trenzer didn't help.

Ness: -_- Don't make me burn your tail.

Anyways, Trenzer...again, RPG logic. I just have a fur coat but I don't shed any blood.

Ness: And besides, food just heals you, that's all. So it's not needed, but it can help.
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Postby Celeith » Sun Jan 4, '09, 7:55 pm

pitohui wrote:Edit: Nevermind, I somehow got it into my mind that you guys were working on an RPG.


We managed to take Trenzer's somewhat serious topic and make it into our own little playground of extreme randomness. The idea's we put out "could" be used for a RPG, but whatever is decided to be done this topic shall now and forever be epic!
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Postby Srijita » Sun Jan 4, '09, 9:06 pm

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Trenzer wrote:Thanks to RPG Logic, eating is completely unneeded plus we don't need to go to the bathroom!


One reason I enjoyed Tales of Phantasia so much was the occasional touch of reality. Demitel's manor was a foreboding place, but it did at least contain a bathroom -- not that the PCs could enter it or make use of the facilities.

The "food sack" feature was also amusing. I believe I may have spent more time shopping for groceries than for weapons, armour, or medicinal items. It never ceased to amaze me just how much my party managed to eat. In a single expedition through the Morlia gallery, I recall them getting through an already full food sack, plus 15 apples, 15 loaves of bread, 15 creamy cheeses, 15 seafood, 15 sirloin steaks, a couple of dragon steaks, a handful of Japanese apples, 2 large mackerels, and fresh veggies, not to mention half a dozen veal and chicken items. I'll bet Cless and Chester were the main culprits. Everyone knows about the prodigious appetites of adolescent boys.

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Postby Atlinsmere » Mon Jan 5, '09, 12:33 am

You know, I'm almost tempted to ask Thoul to move this topic into the Role Playing section of the site, just as that is what it has basically become.

*Looks towards the group*
You know, the hero is usually the one that carries the sword... I don't want to be the hero that saves the world from being taken over by an evil guy! >.< I'm too lazy and hate pressure!
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Postby Celeith » Mon Jan 5, '09, 1:46 am

I'll do it, I always found that I make the perfect blue-haired hero of the game... i mean um... err... hehe ^_^|"
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Postby Wolf Bird » Mon Jan 5, '09, 2:15 am

Ness: Oh screw the sword, just use a baseball bat!

*Looks at Ness.*

Ness:........what?

You know, you've been the main hero in an RPG before...

Ness:...and?

Trenzer just said he doesn't want to do it. Trenzer, give the Sword of Nothingness to Ness, I think Ness knows what he's doing.

Ness: WHAT?! I don't know how to use a sword! I'd rather stick with my Gutsy Bat! What's wrong with a bat?!
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Postby Atlinsmere » Mon Jan 5, '09, 6:45 am

My Sword belongs to me! Besides, you can't just transfer this sword to him! That is unless, you are calling the Ruth Jr. here empty headed to the extreme!

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Postby Wolf Bird » Mon Jan 5, '09, 4:32 pm

Ness: Then keep it! I don't even want it!

Hmm, forgot about the empty-headed aspect. Well, Trenzer, whether you want to do it or not, I don't think we have a choice. That sword's yours, dude.

Ness: Why don't you take it?

*Presents paws.* Do these look like hands with opposable thumbs to you?

Ness: RPG logic.

>_< I'm still not empty-headed, though...

Ness: Well, me neither, but that didn't stop you from saying I should have it, now did it?
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Postby Celeith » Wed Jan 7, '09, 7:46 pm

(The next day)

Ok first we make camp and monsters don't attack us for some reason, now all of a sudden theres a sudden swoosh noise and its morning time.. What in the world is with this RPG logic!?

Gwyn: And why are we in a field, with all this tall grass, and what is that peculiar music playing around us? Isn't that the most annoying thing you've ever heard?

Damn world map music, always playing whenever I have a headache! Well lets keep going, maybe we'll find a town... (SWOOSH)

(A wild Caterpie appeared)

What the hell?!! I knew this grass looked familiar!!!

Gwyn: Hey!! Whats that message box appearing below us?

(Kaloes and team have no usable Pokemon) (Kaloes and team white out!)

WHAT THE ***********************************!!!!!!!!!! Now we're back at the beginning, why do you hate me so God!!!! Why did we have to return to town!!! WHY!!!!!

Gwyn: Uhhhh -__-, what just happened?

Drk just screwed with us by putting a random pokemon on one of those blasted tiles we call a world map, thus sending us all the way back here!!! Son of a!!! *kicks dirt* *Caged and the group just whistle*
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