Phantasy Star: Fringes of Algo

Well, I am not useless... apparentally I has the awesomeness levels of us all... Too bad I can't distribute them to you all... plus my sword is the legendary sword of... well, nothing!

*Raises plain old sword* En guarde!

The Legendary Sword of Nothingness! How on the name of whatever planet we're on did you manage to obtain such an item?

(A monster goes down) (Phantasy Star II fanfare plays)

Alright, level up! and we got some money now!

(Gwyn and a tiny guy run up to the group)

Gwyn: Kaloes!!! I'm here to level to!! ^_^

Gwyn, I told you not to come, and why is Ness with you?

Gwyn: He followed me because Caged was out here.

(Caged takes a step towards Thoul) (Random battle appears)

Son of a! Damnit Caged, you know the fundamentals of RPGS! Oh well, join our party for now Gwyn.

*However, the random battle that appears gets an Earthbound style green swirl, and the 'You Win!' message appears.*

There, that was easy. ^_^

Ness: How can you NOT love the automatic win function?

(Sorry, guys, I'm visiting my grandparents the next couple days, so I'm being short and sweet for now since I don't have my own computer for internet purposes right now.)

DrkTr14ce wrote::yikes:

The Legendary Sword of Nothingness! How on the name of whatever planet we're on did you manage to obtain such an item?

Uhhh... it comes to the... empty minded... the more empty minded you are... the more likely you are to obtain such a sword.. Which in this case, I am the most empty headed person in existence... DAMMIT! WAIT! GAHH!

Ness: So...uh...is Trenzer being the most empty-headed person in existence a good thing or not? I can't decide.

Me neither. I think it's...good and bad.

Ness: I see...

Look, Ness, there is no way you can think this is weird...

Ness: Oh, no I don't. Certainly no weirder than fighting a talking pile of puke, visiting a minus-world ruled by a statue, breaking apart a cult that worships the color blue...I'm sorry, I'm numb to weird anymore.

I see. >_< Well, for now, let's be glad Trenzer has the Legendary Sword of Nothingness. I guess.

... It's only power is to act and look like a regular sword when really it isn't. >.> But Drk doesn't need to know that...

(Later on in the field the group makes camp)

Gwyn: Hey Kaloes, I always wondered.. Since you and me use bows how do we not run out of arrows?

You know, I always wondered that myself, I guess we got some strange RPG logic to attend to when we finish levelling Thoul up.

Gwyn: So what level are we up to now?

Well, with all the fighting we did this week, and with the hoardes of monsters and everything.. Not counting the deaths of Thoul and using our revive items, I'd say he's up to level 3, while we're all at level 10.

Gwyn: Wow, he really needs to come to this topic more often or he's never gonna be able to defeat DrK and reclaim his message boards.

*Nods* You know what? How did we make this fire anyways? Theres no trees, no kinda woodlife anywhere, we're in the middle of a field, and all of a sudden the monsters stopped attacking us because we "Made Camp"

Edit: Nevermind, I somehow got it into my mind that you guys were working on an RPG.

Ness: We made the fire because my PK Fire can burn anything...*Feeds the fire some more PK Fire.*

*Laying down next to fire.* There, question answered.

Ness: See, Kaloes, I AM useful, even though you just won't stop making fun of my height.

So that DOES make sense...however, you two having infinite arrows still doesn't. Oh well, RPG logic...

Ness: RPG logic is the reason that I have psychic powers, they have infinite arrows and you can talk despite the fact that you're a wolf.

Wow, NOTHING makes sense without RPG logic!