Lol, poor guy, well one can't think of everything. Very funny.
And, I am going to post a link to the comic down below as I had to go back a page or two to find the link to go see it this week and maybe this will help others find it better. I need to bookmark that page but keep forgetting to do so.
http://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Phantasy_Star_Replay/