by Snorb » Fri Feb 9, '18, 6:38 am
Gryz: ...They're gone.
Rune: (frantically running after the ship like in anime) Wait! Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! TAKE ME WITH YOU!! Don't leave me on this rock with that moron for the rest of my life!!
Chaz: Oh, shut up, Rune! I'm stuck here with you, too!
Rune: Why don't you just rub it in my face, Chaz?!
Chaz: I'm not thrilled either, Rune!
Rune: [What Chaz hears] CEASE THY PRATTLE, THOU MAN OF FLESH.
Rune: [What he's actually saying] Shut your soundhole or I'm gonna launch an Efess bolt down your throat!
Chaz: Try it and I'll carve you up like a turducken!
Gryz: (starts chanting in the distance) Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Read my social stuff!The ramblings of an oldish geezer on Facebook.
@SnorbESnorb on Twitter. The "E" stands for "Everything."
Play my games!The ArrrPG - A game I made about being a pirate. This be a first draft, matey! Though it plays just fine, clap yer eyes on th' eventual Revised an' Expanded Edition and you'll be pleased, by thunder!
Nakama: A Card Game of Magical Girls - A completely un-playtested card game about being a magical girl.
Well, excuse me while I defy all laws of logic and common sense and do it anyway.