by Snorb » Mon Dec 21, '09, 10:15 pm
Luveno: There we go. Now, you said you wanted a spaceship?
Alisa: Yes, please!
Luveno: Well, there's the small matter of my research assistant...
Alisa: What?
Luveno: If you can fetch him from the Underground Passage, I'll have all the help I need to build you a starship, Miss Landale.
(one retrieval later...)
Alisa: Here he is!
Luveno: Splendid. Now, there's the matter of acquiring the parts and tools we need... I believe 1200 Meseta should cover it.
Alisa: You didn't say anything about that!
Luveno: You never asked.
Alisa: But... but...
Assistant: I'm busy. Don't bother me.
(one slash slash slash kill kill kill later...)
Alisa: Here's your Meseta, you pirate.
Luveno: Thank you! Now, to get started. Please wait a moment...
(time passes)
Tairon: Now?
Luveno: Genius cannot be hurried! Show some patience!
(more time passes)
Myau: How about now? It's been six hours!
Luveno: Genius cannot be hurried! Show some patience!
(even more time passes)
Alisa: (playing a Sega Nomad) (humming the Green Hill Zone theme)
Lutz: Is it ready yet, Doctor?
Luveno! It is! All you need is a navigator droid to pilot it-
Alisa: WHAT?!
Luveno: You never asked.
(one Megido later...)
Luveno: (charred black) Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Alisa: >_<
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