by Snorb » Mon May 7, '12, 4:07 am
Odin: Ka-chick, baby. (readies the rifle)
Alisa: Oh, you got a new gun!
Odin: Sure did! Magnetic-accelerated miniature bolt gun, thirty rounds per clip, each bolt about the size of a pencil.
Alisa: I have no idea what any of that means. x_X
Odin: It means "Odin heart big gun." Lutz! Ready the target!
Lutz: (readies a LaShiec target) Odin, perhaps you should follow mine and Alisa's example and wear proper headgear-
Odin: Naaah! Ear protectors and safety goggles are for wusses! (raises the rifle)
Alisa: ...If you say so.
Myau: I'll just stand... out here.
Odin: *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK* (He shot so much of the target all that's left is one scrap hanging from the hanger)
Alisa: Odin, aren't guns like these made to be mounted on a land rover?
Odin: What?
Myau: She said "Shouldn't these be on a car instead of a Palman?"
Odin: .....What?
Lutz: Odin? Did you just deafen yourself?
Odin: .......What?
Alisa: HE SAID, DID YOU JUST GO DEAF?
Odin: .....What?
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Nakama: A Card Game of Magical Girls - A completely un-playtested card game about being a magical girl.
Well, excuse me while I defy all laws of logic and common sense and do it anyway.