by Snorb » Tue May 15, '12, 1:40 am
Odin: GrAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (chop slash slash)
Alisa: Hey, I thought I was the swordswoman in this group! How come you get that sword?
Odin: Because this sword's seven feet long and it weighs fifteen pounds.
Alisa: But it's a sword. I can use swords. ^_^x
Lutz: One-handed swords, Alisa. Odin's claymore was made for two-handed use.
Alisa: So I can toss my shield. I never use it anyway!
Odin: Well... if you say so. (hands the claymore over)
Alisa: (shoulders the claymore, then swings it just like Odin does. She falls flat on her face mid-swing.)
Myau: What have we learned?
Alisa: That I need to work out more. x_X
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