(Alisa and the others having fun storming the Air Castle, Take One)
Alisa: (wearing goggles, stuffed into a cannon) ...I can't believe you talked me into this. Lutz: Are you sure this is a good idea, Tairon? Tairon: It's a brilliant idea! Pull the cord already! Lutz: (fires the cannon) Alisa: (is launched) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^_^ (starts falling FAR short of the castle) ............Oh, crap. ShrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK *thud*
(one trip to the priest later, Take Two)
Myau: (reading blueprints) "Lastly, attach subrotor (J) to control aileron 42b." Alisa: (adjusts wrench) Done. Tairon: ...This is the worst do-it-yourself helicopter ever, Lil' Buddy. Lutz: I suppose it looks airworthy... Alisa, Tairon, and Lutz: (hop in. The helicopter sputters to a lift, and takes off) Helicopter: Sputter sputter cough cough Myau: (reading) "But before unpacking..." D'oh. Helicopter: (falls apart in midair) Alisa, Tairon, and Lutz: Oh NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo *thud*
(Take Seventeen...)
Tairon: (drops giant cake on Baya Mahlay's roof) Hey, LaShiec! Lutz: This isn't going to work. Myau: You said that the last four times! This is brilliance! Lutz: This is madness. LaShiec's never going to fall for this. Tairon: Of course he will! This idea's foolproof! We get his guards to bring the cake to his throne room, and when it gets there, Alisa pops out and throttles him! Alisa: (inside the cake, wearing a stripper outfit) This is the worst idea ever! And where are my real clothes?! Tairon: Hey, LaShiec! Strippergram for Reipard LaShiec! LaShiec: (calling back) Does it come with a cake? Tairon: Yes! LaShiec: Is it chocolate? Lutz: (calling over) Yes! LaShiec: I don't want it! I'm deathly allergic to chocolate! Myau: * it! >_<
(Take Twenty-Six...) Alisa: (eating the last of the cake) You still didn't say where my clothes are, Tairon. Tairon: Not important. Is the hang glider ready? Lutz: (strapped to haphazard hang glider) I hope so. Tairon: Wait for the wind, Lutz, and go! Lutz: (hops off Baya Mahlay with the hang glider. He immediately nosedives) WuaaaaaaAAarrrrggghhhhhh *thud* Myau: Tairon, you told him about the downdrafts, right? Tairon: Douuuuuuuugh! ;_;
(So much later that the original stage direction guy left and Thoul had to hire a new one) Alisa: ...Paper airplanes. Myau: Giant paper airplanes. Tairon: Everything else didn't work. Lutz: I don't think these are very safe... (they hop on and launch. Not surprisingly, Lutz is proven right) The Protectors of Algo: AAAIiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *thud* (Alisa and the others cannot hope to defeat the ambition of LaShiec. Their adventure is over.) Alisa: Wait! I'm still in my stripper outfit! Those always have the best Defense!
(one MORE trip to the priest, and ANOTHER haul up Baya Mahlay...) Tairon: Paintbrushes. Alisa: What. Tairon: They're not affected by gravity... Alisa: Oh, for the love of... Myau, just eat the damn Laeruma nuts already. They're the one inventory item we didn't try yet.
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