by Snorb » Wed May 14, '08, 12:30 pm
(The sun rises over Palma)
Le Roof: This is the story of the Player's Guide to Algo, perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Alpha Centauri. More popular than the Suelo's Home Care Omnibus, better selling than 53 More Things to Do with NPCs, and more controversial than the trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, Robot Finds Kitten, Kitten Finds Robot, and Why the Hell Must Robot Find Kitten? And in many of the more relaxed civilizations on the outer eastern rim of Algo, the Player's Guide has already supplanted the Encyclopedia Segapedica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom. Although it has many omissions, contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important aspects: First, it is free on the internet, and second, it has drawings of Amy, Shir, Anna, and Nei in lingerie on the inside front covers.
Le Roof: To tell the story of the book, it is best to tell the story of some of those whose lives it affected. A human from the planet Palma was one of them, though as our story opens, he no more knows his destiny than a silicon chip knows the history of Nintendo. His name is Nero Landale. He is a six-foot tall ape descendant, and some robotcops are about to tear out his isles of Langerhans and force-feed them back into his mouth.
Robotcops: (march up to house)
Nero: D= (runs outside)
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Play my games!The ArrrPG - A game I made about being a pirate. This be a first draft, matey! Though it plays just fine, clap yer eyes on th' eventual Revised an' Expanded Edition and you'll be pleased, by thunder!
Nakama: A Card Game of Magical Girls - A completely un-playtested card game about being a magical girl.
Well, excuse me while I defy all laws of logic and common sense and do it anyway.