by Snorb » Tue May 26, '09, 4:54 am
Rune: (confused) ..."Ryre?"
Alys: One, it's "Lyla," not "Ryre." Two, not if you want to live. Calling me Lyla Brangwyn is one of the six most dangerous things in the world!
Rune: Do tell. I'll be right back.
(shuffles over to Chaz)
Rune: Hey, Chaz. Do me a favor.
Chaz: This doesn't involve me trying to get Rika into the Mieu costume again, does it? She said it made her butt look big...
Rune: Better. Ask Alys how her sister's doing. Ryre Brangwyn.
Chaz: I... okay. Maybe she hasn't seen her in a long time... (he goes off)
Rune: (to himself) Mieu costume, huh. Good to know.
Chaz: Hey, Alys? How's your sister?
Alys: Huh? What are you talking about, Chaz?
Chaz: Your sister Ryre.
Alys: ...What.
Chaz: Ryre Brangwyn. Unless she got married, and-
Alys: Hang on a second. Shift. (approaches Rune. Insert Minor Circuit theme from Punch-Out here.)
Rune: Ohhhh crap.
Alys: Round one FIGHT! (starts beating the Laerma juice out of Rune)
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