by Snorb » Wed Mar 4, '09, 6:23 pm
Shir: (hexagons have been drawn all over the map) I don't even remember half these places, guys! What kind of messed up Risk variant is this?!
Rudo: PSIV Risk, Shir. This is what Mother Brain thinks Motavia's going to look like a thousand years from now.
Rolf: I think someone put a 0 in her programming where a 1 should be, if you ask me. Motavia doesn't look anything like this as it is!
Anna: (looks over the board) I thought military types were supposed to be good at this game.
(Rudo has one hex left, Rolf has three. Amy has so many armies on the map that Shir had to steal three other sets just to give her enough pieces.)
Rudo: It's luck-based, all right!? Besides, my one guy's a fighter!
Amy: (moves all her pieces onto Rudo's hex. Dice are rolled, Rudo looks absolutely horrified.)
Anna: And now he's a bleeder.
Rolf: Amy, when exactly did you pick up wargaming?
Amy: Med school isn't all learning Na Sar and Rever, Rolf. ^_^
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