Foods are great for eating, but have you ever thought about the other ways that we use different types/kinds of foods?
How about as weapons - here's a story where a guy used a sandwich as a weapon. No word on whether it was a club sandwich, or not.

I almost put this one in the "ridiculous story of the day" thread, and that's probably where it belongs.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27793459/?GT1=43001
On the same thought, though, I've seen movies where a hostile crowd throws rotten tomatoes at someone they are unhappy with, and sometimes even eggs are thown at people. Incredible!!
I'm sure there are much more constructive uses of some foods (especially eating them) than those ideas already mentioned here, though. Can anyone think of any others???????