by Snorb » Fri Mar 15, '13, 6:27 pm
Neifirst: (is tied to a chair) I hate every last one of you. >_<
Amy: Here, have some shortcake!
Neifirst: I don't like shortcake. >_<
Shir: Do you like video games?
Neifirst: How the hell am I supposed to play video games if you jerks tied me to a chair?! >_<
Anna: Want a book? I can read it to you-
Neifirst: Your voice sounds like you gargled a bunch of razor blades and ball bearings before you woke up. No thanks. >_<
Shir: Well, you just won a bunch of sitting in a chair until you're nice to us. >_<
Neifirst: If I had my sword, I'd show all of you! Don't mess with me! >_<
Rolf: Yeah, about your stuff... I'm keeping your sword.
Neifirst: What the hell!?
Rolf: (looks at Neifirst's his new plasma sword) Well, this gives me better stat boosts than my laser sword did. And before you ask about the claws, I eBaya'ed them.
Neifirst: Dammit, I loved those claws! >_<
Rudo: Well, I had to pay to get Hugh revived somehow!
Kain: Don' lookit me, hon. Ah tried t' talk 'em outta revivin' Hugh an' gettin' me parts fer a new napalm rifle.
Neifirst: (Amy stuffs a piece of shortcake in her mouth) You guys all suck. ;_;
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Nakama: A Card Game of Magical Girls - A completely un-playtested card game about being a magical girl.
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