by Snorb » Tue May 13, '08, 3:33 am
Shir: Heeey, this isn't Phantasy Star II The After! That producer guy gypped us!
Amy: Well, Miss Gold, this actually is a sort of Phantasy Star II The After. We're in Phantasy Star IV.
Kain: Four? What the hell happened t' Three?
Hugh: We... don't talk about Phantasy Star III. Mostly because we're about six years or so from it.
Anna: Unless you live in Japan, in which case we're a thousand years away from it. So, (Sega's lawyers bleep out the name of Rhys's grandson) is still but a twinkle in Orakio sa Riik's eyes.
Hugh: And even then, we don't talk about Phantasy Star III.
Rudo: We've been over this and over this ever since we all bit it. Truth be told, I was kinda expecting Kain to die first.
Kain: Thenya got whomped by that dern bus. Sorry 'bout that, Anna.
Shir: Well, if we're all dead... how come Amy's still here?
Amy: Huh?
Anna: You said Heaven was a place for innocent souls... I guess our good doctor's not as sweet and innocent as we thought after all!
Amy: (halo and wings poof onto her, and she starts floating away. Harp glissandos.)
Shir: .....Well. (sweatdrop)
Rudo: Looks like Hugh owes me ten Meseta.
Hugh: Left it in my other pants.
(the Chamber of Eternity)
Amy: (floats away from the Elsydeon) Farewell, Chaz Ashleigh...
Chaz: .....That's it. I'm Gamesharking the Eternal Sphere into my hand slots. This is getting TOO weird.
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Nakama: A Card Game of Magical Girls - A completely un-playtested card game about being a magical girl.
Well, excuse me while I defy all laws of logic and common sense and do it anyway.