McDonald's or Burger King?

Which do you prefer...McDonald's burgers, fries, chicken nuggets, etc., or Burger King Burgers, Fries, Onion Rings, etc.?

If I were a few years (read: one full decade) younger, I would say "or???" in this case.

Problem is, I can't rewrite the reality that I'm four days away from turning thirty, and would kinda prefer to drop about a third of the weight I have now because I am a disgusting fatbody who eats too much Taco Bell I think it'll be healthier for me.

Now that we're past the depressing part of this post, the Legit Answer time! XD

Burger King has much better burgers, fries, and onion rings than McDonald's will ever churn out. (The fact that BK has on their menu board a cheeseburger with two onion rings, barbecue sauce, and zero pickle that only costs ~$1 may bias me towards the King e'er-so-slightly.)

Of course, the preferred burgers of D&D-playing Snorbs everywhere (...all one of them) are Five Guys or White Castle, but those aren't on the menu board. =p

Neither - I don't do fast food and quite honestly, these joints are actually sort of difficult to find here in Boston. The McDonald's in Central Square basically has tried to disguise itself to blend in better and it seems to do okay. To be honest, if I want a burger or a sandwich, there a lot of places around here where you can get one that's just as fast and way better. Five Guys, Panera Bred, Tasty Burger and In-and-Out Burger are just a few examples.