Commander of Motavia: So... that's the explanation? A massive three-headed demon was possessing Mother Brain and the last survivors of a race like ours. Kain: An' don't ya forget that we had t' kill e'ery last one-a' em! Anna: (sharp elbow to Kain's guts) Kain: Ah mean... yuuuup. x_< Commander: So, what happened to Mother Brain? Kain: Wells, we lost her when Rudo shot 'er in th' face with a shotgun a couple dozen times, an'-- Rolf: Kain, c'mon. We need an official record; nobody's gonna believe the real story. Kain: Ah mean, she broke. Commander: And the Earthmen? Kain: Oh mah Gawd, that was a battle 'n a half! They wanted t' take Miss Amy an' Miss Shir away "fer breedin' purposes," so Anna started goin' all prayin' mantis on 'em with her boomerangs and Hugh started bashin' in skulls wit' his maces, and Rudo 'n Ah were havin' a competition t' see who could blast more Earthmen, an' Miss Shir stabbed a couple dozen 'a 'em in th' spine! Miss Amy even tripped a couple 'a 'em. Rolf, Rudo, Amy, Anna, and Shir: (DEATH GLARE) Amy: What he meant to say was "everybody on Noah was long dead before we got there." Commander: And as for Hugh? Rolf: Died when Mother Brain blew up. Hugh: Rolf, really, this has gone on long enough. You said, and I quote, "Welp, being a leader is hard work, and sometimes sacrifices need to be made, I vote we send someone through the meatgrinder and distract the Earthmen so the rest of us can see this through. Heads, it's that stupid biologist with the stupid scarf, tails, it's that farmboy hick with the dopey accent. Alright, call it." Shir: I stole the coin. XD
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