If this is a joke, it's a bad one. Welcome to my least favorite borked port of an average game, the SNES version of Lagoon.
Lagoon Part 1- There's Evil in Them Thar Hills!
Lagoon Part 2- Castle Crashing
Lagoon Part 3- One Note Quest, Two Note Town.
Lagoon Part 4- Just Full of Plague.
Lagoon Part 5- Enhanced Immolation Techniques.
Lagoon Part 6- Ice, Fire, and Old Man Cage Match.
Lagoon Part 7- Waterlogged with a Load of Moonshine.
Lagoon Part 8- It's a Secret to Nobody.