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PostPosted: Sun Nov 2, '08, 2:38 pm 
:rofl: Those are awesome~
I've got one for you; I only hope that it hasn't been mentioned already.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met each other. "


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, '08, 9:10 pm 
Lemina wrote::rofl: Those are awesome~
I've got one for you; I only hope that it hasn't been mentioned already.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met each other. "



:rofl:

Good one, Lemina! :clap:


Here's one that would have been better during baseball season, but I forgot it then. It's an oldie, so you may have heard it before. Still sorta funny, though.

Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were the big baseball fans. They discussed
baseball history in the winter and pored over boxscores during
the season. They went to 60 games a year. They agreed that
whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if
there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away
in his sleep after watching the Yankees' victory earlier in the
evening. He died happy. A few nights later, Earl awoke to the
sound of Bob's voice from beyond.

"Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it me," Bob replied. "This is unbelievable!"

"So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?" Earl inquired.

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do
you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 4, '08, 12:18 am 
Ha! I got a few good ones today. I was listening to a news story on tv this morning where someone is sueing their boss because he was harrassing her with blonde jokes and doing other stuff to make her life miserable, etc. Anyway, the news anchors started telling various "blonde Jokes", even though the lady news anchor is "blonde". So, thought I'd share a few of those jokes. Here ya go:

Q. Do you know why the blond was looking at/reading the orange juice label on the box?

A. Because the label said "concentrate".


Next:

Q. Why did the blonde stay in the escalator for hours?

A. Power failure


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This one supposedly came from Dolly Pardon or was said by Dolly at one time or something along those lines.

I am not offended by dumb blonde jokes for two reasons:

1. I know I'm not dumb.

2. I also know I'm not a blonde.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 4, '08, 3:12 am 
XD Those are great! Speaking of blond jokes, I remember the opening scene of Scary Movie 3 briefly starred some dumb blonds filling out a crossword puzzle. Here's an example of what they said:
"Do you know what sound a cow makes? It has three letters."
"Hrmm...Dude"
"Yeah! Dude!"


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 4, '08, 9:46 pm 
Lemina wrote:XD Those are great! Speaking of blond jokes, I remember the opening scene of Scary Movie 3 briefly starred some dumb blonds filling out a crossword puzzle. Here's an example of what they said:
"Do you know what sound a cow makes? It has three letters."
"Hrmm...Dude"
"Yeah! Dude!"



:rofl: Good one, Lemina! :clap:


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