Anyway. I have a few misc. quotes and other misc. jokes. However I will only say a few right now. However just
"Two Asians walk into a bar. Two weeks later they own it." ~Dat Phan
So a little girl goes to a wedding and asks her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" Her mother replied, "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." The little girl looks at her mother and asks, "Then why is the groom dressed in black?"
Why did the idiot climb the glass wall? To see what's on the other side.
What do you do when an idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back.