Jokes - Know any good ones?

Heik I don't get the first one. lol

Here's one:

A girl was talking to her sister about one of her girlfriends who had been married four times. The girlfriend's first husband was a billionaire, second husband was an actor, third husband was a reverend, and the fourth husband was an undertaker. She had one - for the money, two - for the show, three - to get ready, and four - to go!

*dies of laughter* Nice.

For those of you who haven't read the Conversations within Elsydeon...
Rune- Hey shorty, let me drive the Ice Digger.
Chaz- No.
Rune- Come on.
Chaz- No. AAAAHH!! I just hit a Dezo Penguin!!
Rune- Hey Rika!! Shorty here just murdered a Dezo Penguin!!
Rika- CHAAAZZZ?!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!
Chaz- AH! Rika stop shouting in my ears!! AAAHH!! I KILLED ANOTHER ONE!!
Rika- IHATEYOUHATEYOUHATEYOU!!!
Wren- SHUT UP!!!
[everyone shouts at each other.]
Chaos within the Ice Digger (by Mathieus)

For more undieing laughter:
http://www.phantasy-star.net/cwe/conversations1.html

Secret Surfer, that's a great joke!
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A man is jumping on the lid of a manhole repeating "26, 26, 26..." over and over again. A pollock walks up and asks the man what he's doing.

"Why, I'm jumping and saying 26," the man replies. "Want to give it a try?"

The pollock nods, then steps onto the manhole and says "26, 26, 26," as he jumps in place. "Hey, this is pretty fun!" the pollock says. The man then removes the lid from the manhole and tells the pollock to keep jumping. The pollock does so and jumps right in, saying "26" as he falls.

The man slides the lid back in place and begins jumping on the manhole again, saying "27, 27, 27..."

Tsunami wrote:

Secret Surfer, that's a great joke!
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Thanks, Tsunami! I like your joke too. Can't get 26,26,26 out of my head now, lol!

Here's one:

A man went to the barber shop where he was getting a shave and a manicure. The girl giving him the manicure was very lovely, so the man asked her for a date. She told him she was married. The man told her to make up a lie to tell her husband. The girl told the man to tell the husband himself because her husband was the barber who was right then giving him the shave.

Oooo, I bet that guy learned the bad meaning of "take a little off the top!"

A horse went to a bar and had a seat. The bartender who was working there looked at him and asked, "Why the long face?"

The horse joke always makes me laugh, no matter how many variations of it I hear!