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Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Wed Oct 31, '07, 6:24 pm

How about some 'Halloween' jokes. :D

What do you use to repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?

Answer: A pumpkin patch


Do you know how to tell when a ghost is lieing?

Answer: You can see right through them.


Why did the ghost do badly on his spelling test?

Answer: He made a lot of boo-boo's.


What is it that has feathers, fangs, webbed feet, and goes quack-quack?

Answer: Count Duckula

What does a ghost have for lunch?

Answer: A boo-logna sandwich.

Where is a mummy's favorite place to go swimming?

Answer: The Dead Sea
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Postby Tsunami » Wed Oct 31, '07, 7:47 pm

There's a lot of good Halloween jokes! :jack: However, I don't know any ones for this holiday.
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Postby SparkyIII » Fri Nov 2, '07, 5:52 am

Alright, I didn't know where I was going to say this so I'll say it here. We made this one the first time we met "Le Roof" PSIV

After they exit and step on a pad on the floor, a voice calls to them.
"Greetings, I am Le Roof of Rykros."
Chaz suddenly laughs and says, "If you are le roof, then where is le floor?"

Ever heard of warped wise man?

Warped wise man wonders: Why does heads up, and heads down mean the same thing?

If you've seen one collection of stores you've seen a mall.

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Postby Thoul » Fri Nov 2, '07, 5:41 pm

:lol: Great ones, Sparky! I've never heard of warped wise man before. Please do share some more with us. :D
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Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Fri Nov 2, '07, 8:28 pm

SparkyIII wrote:After they exit and step on a pad on the floor, a voice calls to them.
"Greetings, I am Le Roof of Rykros."
Chaz suddenly laughs and says, "If you are le roof, then where is le floor?"

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:lol: :clap: I love this one! Thanks, SparkyIII.
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Postby Neithird » Sat Nov 3, '07, 3:48 am

Le floor! I never get tired of that! :rofl:
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Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Sat Nov 3, '07, 6:33 pm

Okay, here's one.

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?

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Answer: So he can ho, ho, ho!
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Postby SparkyIII » Sun Nov 11, '07, 6:48 am

An old gnome says to a man, "Be careful in this forest, if you step on a purple mushroom you will be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world" So the man continues carefully and doesn't step on any. At the end of the forest the most beautiful woman ever steps up to him, and says, "Please marry me!" When the man asks why she says, "I stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms."
Everything has a pattern. Something set. Even random things. They aren't random at all, its complex mathematics. The trick is to find the pattern. Then you can exploit it.

People think things have a certain end. Taxes. Work. Due dates don't really exist. Trust me. When you put a band of world scholars in the same room, and set them on talking about anything, the most interesting topics come up. The existence of negative time. The probability of "random occurrence". The government's involvement in the media. And falsified due dates. They aren't real, trust me....
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Postby Heikabuchi » Mon Nov 12, '07, 2:27 am

What do you say to an Angry witch? Answer: Ribbit!
A blonde walks into a bar and says owe.
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Postby Thoul » Tue Nov 13, '07, 12:27 am

SparkyIII wrote:When the man asks why she says, "I stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms."


Ouch! What a burn for that guy. :faint: :lol:
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