Jokes - Know any good ones?

How about some 'Halloween' jokes.

What do you use to repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?

Answer: A pumpkin patch


Do you know how to tell when a ghost is lieing?

Answer: You can see right through them.


Why did the ghost do badly on his spelling test?

Answer: He made a lot of boo-boo's.


What is it that has feathers, fangs, webbed feet, and goes quack-quack?

Answer: Count Duckula

What does a ghost have for lunch?

Answer: A boo-logna sandwich.

Where is a mummy's favorite place to go swimming?

Answer: The Dead Sea

There's a lot of good Halloween jokes! However, I don't know any ones for this holiday.

Alright, I didn't know where I was going to say this so I'll say it here. We made this one the first time we met "Le Roof" PSIV

After they exit and step on a pad on the floor, a voice calls to them.
"Greetings, I am Le Roof of Rykros."
Chaz suddenly laughs and says, "If you are le roof, then where is le floor?"

Ever heard of warped wise man?

Warped wise man wonders: Why does heads up, and heads down mean the same thing?

If you've seen one collection of stores you've seen a mall.

Also among my favorites, books never written.
"How to get noticed" by Cam O. Flauge
"Work Done Easily" by Laze E. Boi

Great ones, Sparky! I've never heard of warped wise man before. Please do share some more with us.

SparkyIII wrote:

After they exit and step on a pad on the floor, a voice calls to them.
"Greetings, I am Le Roof of Rykros."
Chaz suddenly laughs and says, "If you are le roof, then where is le floor?"

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I love this one! Thanks, SparkyIII.

Le floor! I never get tired of that!

Okay, here's one.

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?

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Answer: So he can ho, ho, ho!

An old gnome says to a man, "Be careful in this forest, if you step on a purple mushroom you will be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world" So the man continues carefully and doesn't step on any. At the end of the forest the most beautiful woman ever steps up to him, and says, "Please marry me!" When the man asks why she says, "I stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms."

What do you say to an Angry witch? Answer: Ribbit!
A blonde walks into a bar and says owe.

SparkyIII wrote:

When the man asks why she says, "I stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms."

Ouch! What a burn for that guy.