Funniest Food Quotes/Jokes

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Funniest Food Quotes/Jokes

Postby SparkyIII » Sun Jul 27, '08, 9:22 am

A place for people to make bad puns on pears or peaches, celery or mangos, bananas or beef. A place where quotes of no meaning or deep thought provoking conversations about food. Shoo, anything that makes ya laugh and its been said about food!


I'll start with a quotable example -- "Salads and Yogurt must be fattening foods, because fat people are always eating them!"-- My Grandma
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Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Tue Aug 5, '08, 9:52 pm

:D Your grandma makes good jokes, Sparky. And, there's a bit of wisdom about that statement too- she is right on there! :clap:


I'll have to see if I can find some good food jokes too. :wink:

This sounds like a fun topic.
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