Funniest Food Quotes/Jokes

A place for people to make bad puns on pears or peaches, celery or mangos, bananas or beef. A place where quotes of no meaning or deep thought provoking conversations about food. Shoo, anything that makes ya laugh and its been said about food!


I'll start with a quotable example -- "Salads and Yogurt must be fattening foods, because fat people are always eating them!"-- My Grandma

Your grandma makes good jokes, Sparky. And, there's a bit of wisdom about that statement too- she is right on there!


I'll have to see if I can find some good food jokes too.

This sounds like a fun topic.