by Snorb » Tue Feb 21, '17, 7:37 am
Kain: (opening fire on the Earthmen, laughing psychotically)
Rolf: Who let Kain have a gun!? WHO LET KAIN HAVE A GUN!?
Anna: The same person who let Kain have all the cyanide-tipped armor-piercing bullets!
Shir: Hey! Totally innocent for once! (stabs an Earthman in the back) (of the head)
Rolf: I told him, he's banned from guns until this whole mess is over!
Kain: Hey! Earth guys! Guess who's got explosive-tipped bullets too!? Th' Kainster!! (continues firing)
Rudo: It's a laser rifle, you idiot! It doesn't fire slugs at all!
Amy: (bops an Earthman with a staff) Where's Hugh?
Anna: I think he's... somewhere... in that pile of dead Earthmen. (sigh) Look, truth be told, when Kain started shooting, there was a lot of body parts and blood pulp flying all over. I can't really tell who's who.
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