by SparkyIII » Thu Jan 10, '08, 11:14 pm
or this....
Before..
Rune: Alright everyone, I'll see you...well obviously not you but...I'll be back in 1000 years, just make sure its closed nice and tight.
Follower: Ok. *shuts the lid down*
After..
Follower: * lid* Sir, it has been one thousand years and you are needed again... wait what is the matter sir.
Rune: .....
Follower: Sir, Hello? *shakes him*
Rune: *falls limp to the ground*.....
Follower2: *walks in* Looks like someone didn't close it all the way....
Follower:......
Follower2:......
Follower:.....Well that sucks.....
.....
Follower2:...Yeah...so what now?
Follower:......*thinks a moment*
Both: WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!! *runs around screaming*
I can't decide on a better ending.
Everything has a pattern. Something set. Even random things. They aren't random at all, its complex mathematics. The trick is to find the pattern. Then you can exploit it.
People think things have a certain end. Taxes. Work. Due dates don't really exist. Trust me. When you put a band of world scholars in the same room, and set them on talking about anything, the most interesting topics come up. The existence of negative time. The probability of "random occurrence". The government's involvement in the media. And falsified due dates. They aren't real, trust me....