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Christmas Jokes

Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Fri Dec 18, '09, 4:18 pm

Tis the season for good cheer! :lol: :rofl:

Anyone know any good, clean, fun Christmas Jokes?

Here's a few:

Q. What do you call a Cat in the desert?
A. Sandy Claws

Q. Why did Santa ground Rudolph?
A. Rudolph's report card said he went down in history.

Q. Why did Santa only use 7 reindeer last Christmas?
A. Comet had to stay home and clean the kitchen sink.

Q. Why were Santa's helpers so depressed last Christmas?
A. Low "elf-esteem".
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Wed Dec 26, '12, 12:35 am

Anyone know any good, clean Christmas jokes yet?? Come on folks, we need to laugh!! :lol:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby myau56 » Wed Dec 26, '12, 11:14 pm

Unfortunately, my english writing skills aren't enough to be capable of creating those sort of jokes but they are very funny ! I'm waiting for other ones so guys : go ! :)
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Thu Dec 17, '15, 1:40 am

This was a fun topic. Made me laugh just reading some of those jokes up above.

I will have to see if I can find any other jokes somewhere.

Anyone else know of any other clean Christmas jokes?
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Fri Dec 9, '22, 4:19 pm

:lol: That was fun to read again!
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby myau56 » Sat Dec 17, '22, 10:41 am

Silver_Surfer1 wrote::lol: That was fun to read again!
That is for sure ! :lol: :rofl:
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Re: Christmas Jokes

Postby Silver_Surfer1 » Sat Dec 9, '23, 6:49 pm

Still laughing over some of these jokes now in Christmas season 2023! :lol:
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