Christmas Jokes

Tis the season for good cheer!

Anyone know any good, clean, fun Christmas Jokes?

Here's a few:

Q. What do you call a Cat in the desert?
A. Sandy Claws

Q. Why did Santa ground Rudolph?
A. Rudolph's report card said he went down in history.

Q. Why did Santa only use 7 reindeer last Christmas?
A. Comet had to stay home and clean the kitchen sink.

Q. Why were Santa's helpers so depressed last Christmas?
A. Low "elf-esteem".

Anyone know any good, clean Christmas jokes yet?? Come on folks, we need to laugh!!

Unfortunately, my english writing skills aren't enough to be capable of creating those sort of jokes but they are very funny ! I'm waiting for other ones so guys : go !

This was a fun topic. Made me laugh just reading some of those jokes up above.

I will have to see if I can find any other jokes somewhere.

Anyone else know of any other clean Christmas jokes?

That was fun to read again!

Silver_Surfer1 wrote:

:lol: That was fun to read again!

That is for sure !