by Snorb » Wed Jun 15, '16, 9:28 pm
Chaz: So who's flying the ship?
Rune: Rika was taking the correspondence course from this Wren guy over the past year, and I've got... experience flying ships. Rika gets to fly it at night, and I get to fly it in the morning?
Rika: Sweet! ^_^
Chaz: But... what about me?
Rune: Chaz, you are not allowed in the cockpit. Or the cabin. Or the cargo bay. There's a vent about your size you can fit in. You set a toe outside that vent, you get to feel what getting hit with Legeon feels like.
Chaz: .....oh. ;_;
Rika: Isn't that a little harsh, Rune?
Rune: No. No it is not. If we let Chaz fly, he'll probably crash us into Dezolis or something.
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