For me, it would be just about everything the VELOXI from Starflight (Sega Genesis) say. Imagine an overconfident race of insect-dudes who boast and boast.
With broken english.
Here are a few gems.
THE HAPPINESS OF SEEING AGAIN THE SLIGHTLY DISGUSTING ALIEN FRIENDS. EXTREME DELIGHTFUL.
I IS CALLED [name] AND ARE SUPREME COMMANDING CAPTAIN OF GREATEST SHIP [ship]. PERHAPS WE ARE A COMMUNICATING HAPPINESS PEACEFUL AND NOT COMPLETELY OBLITERATING INFERIOR ALIENS THE TRESPASSING. IMMEDIATELY A RESPONDING YOU RE WELCOME.
WE IS MAKING YOU HONORARY VELOXI. OF COURSE STILL THE INFERIOR ALIEN BUT MUCH THE BETTER I THINK SO.
BEST IDEA I HAVE. WE IS EXCHANGE THE MANY DIRTY JOKE AND THEN TOO MUCH THE LAUGHING ACTIVITY.
OKEY THE DOKEY, TERRIBLE ALIENS A UGLY. NOW VELOXI US IS MOST ANGRY.
SEEING YOU IN A WHILE ALLIGATOR.
Anyways. And yes, they constantly talk in ALL CAPS.
They're awesome.