Best Video Game Quotes

For me, it would be just about everything the VELOXI from Starflight (Sega Genesis) say. Imagine an overconfident race of insect-dudes who boast and boast.

With broken english.

Here are a few gems.

THE HAPPINESS OF SEEING AGAIN THE SLIGHTLY DISGUSTING ALIEN FRIENDS. EXTREME DELIGHTFUL.

I IS CALLED [name] AND ARE SUPREME COMMANDING CAPTAIN OF GREATEST SHIP [ship]. PERHAPS WE ARE A COMMUNICATING HAPPINESS PEACEFUL AND NOT COMPLETELY OBLITERATING INFERIOR ALIENS THE TRESPASSING. IMMEDIATELY A RESPONDING YOU RE WELCOME.

WE IS MAKING YOU HONORARY VELOXI. OF COURSE STILL THE INFERIOR ALIEN BUT MUCH THE BETTER I THINK SO.

BEST IDEA I HAVE. WE IS EXCHANGE THE MANY DIRTY JOKE AND THEN TOO MUCH THE LAUGHING ACTIVITY.

OKEY THE DOKEY, TERRIBLE ALIENS A UGLY. NOW VELOXI US IS MOST ANGRY.

SEEING YOU IN A WHILE ALLIGATOR.


Anyways. And yes, they constantly talk in ALL CAPS.

They're awesome.

Here's one that I thought was pretty random. It's from a character called Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, It's already my signature, but I figured I might as well post it here too:
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number *, one with cheese, and a large soda.