Playing Destroy All Humans! again a few weeks ago and probably getting back into it being settled into my new area, I am reminded of how much of a gold mine of hilarious quotes that game is. Here's a few...
"I'm a walkin' myocardial infarction (heart attack), just a-waitin' to happen!" - thoughts of a rural man.
"What's an 'Elvis'? Must be a new type of ten-gallon hat. I want to slap an 'Elvis' on my head." - another thought of a rural man. (For you, Silver

)
"Bill of rights? Who needs a bill of rights? I'm Bill, and I'm right." - thoughts of a policeman.
Saga shall continue later when I play it again and remember more.