These are all great!

If there are ever t-shirts printed up for this site, we'll have to vote and see which one(s) of these should be on one.
Mieu: I waited by this lake and didn't blink for 1,000 years, and all I got was a lovesick prince and this lousy t-shirt!
Lutz: 1,000 years of cryosleep, saving Algo twice, founding the Espers, and all I got was this lousy telepathy ball!
Adan: I got to marry my father's old girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
Rhys: My bride is from the enemy nation and all I got from finding her was this lousy black eye!